Close, but no Cigar - Chapter 2
So Thursday night, I went to my favorite place to relax. Although I usually ask for Linda, I’m not too picky about who I get. After checking in, I took off all my clothes. I went to my favorite room and practically walked into a naked man. He was sitting so high up that my face practically landed into his incredibly bushy lap. And then a big, black guy with dreads worked me over from head-to-toe. His hands were so soft. Softer than what I’m used to. He did a lot of ass work; although I've noticed that the last few guys I've had did a lot of ass work. I finished off the evening watching an asian guy take a hot, steamy shower.
Unfortunately, this all took place at my favorite massage parlor. Even if I was interested in an orgy, I would probably be too scared to actually take part.
I get my massages at New Seattle Massage. They provide massage and that’s all. No facials, no manicures, no pedicures, no haircuts. Just massage. And if you live in Seattle, I believe that it’s the best value in the city.
I usually get an hour-long deep tissue ($65) and a steam ($5 with massage, $15 without). I’ve been getting massages for a little over 12 years. Some years, I’ve been more consistent than others. When I was out of work for instance, I probably didn’t get a massage for about 3 years. I’ve probably had about 80 massages. And I’m a whore about it, too. I’ve had about 70 different sets of hands on me.
And then I met Linda. She is my massage-soulmate. I’ve never told her that, but she’s the best massage practitioner I’ve ever had. She uses deep tissue and myofacial release (which is like a localized deep tissue). I swear, she can work wonders.
I highly recommend massage to everyone. I find that the more I take massages, the longer my body stays relaxed. I absolutely believe it’s the reason I have almost no cellulite, despite the fact that I’m overweight. It’s literally been kneaded out of my ass. If you’ve never had a massage, ask for a Swedish massage. After a couple of those, go to Shiatsu for about a year. Then enter the realm of Deep Tissue. Almost all massage practitioners mix the disciplines, but if you’ve never had a massage before, Deep Tissue will probably bruise you and Shiatsu would be too boring.
I’m totally masochistic. I go for Deep Tissue. And I'm hardcore about it too. I can take the pain. But I get off the table loosey-goosey. And it lasts for a few days. I really believe in the benefits of massage and I am always looking to convert people. Not that it's so hard to convince people to get a massage...
- Susan in Seattle
Unfortunately, this all took place at my favorite massage parlor. Even if I was interested in an orgy, I would probably be too scared to actually take part.
I get my massages at New Seattle Massage. They provide massage and that’s all. No facials, no manicures, no pedicures, no haircuts. Just massage. And if you live in Seattle, I believe that it’s the best value in the city.
I usually get an hour-long deep tissue ($65) and a steam ($5 with massage, $15 without). I’ve been getting massages for a little over 12 years. Some years, I’ve been more consistent than others. When I was out of work for instance, I probably didn’t get a massage for about 3 years. I’ve probably had about 80 massages. And I’m a whore about it, too. I’ve had about 70 different sets of hands on me.
And then I met Linda. She is my massage-soulmate. I’ve never told her that, but she’s the best massage practitioner I’ve ever had. She uses deep tissue and myofacial release (which is like a localized deep tissue). I swear, she can work wonders.
I highly recommend massage to everyone. I find that the more I take massages, the longer my body stays relaxed. I absolutely believe it’s the reason I have almost no cellulite, despite the fact that I’m overweight. It’s literally been kneaded out of my ass. If you’ve never had a massage, ask for a Swedish massage. After a couple of those, go to Shiatsu for about a year. Then enter the realm of Deep Tissue. Almost all massage practitioners mix the disciplines, but if you’ve never had a massage before, Deep Tissue will probably bruise you and Shiatsu would be too boring.
I’m totally masochistic. I go for Deep Tissue. And I'm hardcore about it too. I can take the pain. But I get off the table loosey-goosey. And it lasts for a few days. I really believe in the benefits of massage and I am always looking to convert people. Not that it's so hard to convince people to get a massage...
- Susan in Seattle
3 Comments:
awesome that you like massages... my mom does actually massages too.. so I got just a few tricks up my sleeves... she's great at doing deep tissue massages too...
-Shirley
What A Coincidence My Mom Likes Masagges Too. She's Been Trying To Take Me But I Passed It.
one day - I will be in a hot steamy room with Susan. Did I mention she's trying to convert me into getting a massage???
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