Close, but no Cigar - Chapter 3
So I slept with Bruce last night. I picked him up Sunday evening at work. I was so excited to go home with him. He was relatively cheap, too.
He was just adorable! Huggable. Snuggly. He had soft hair all over his body and it wasn’t too coarse. And he had a big smile that showcased his big, white teeth. All the better to eat me with, I suppose.
He was pretty big, too.
Unfortunately, I’m talking about a big, plush Bruce the Shark toy from the Finding Nemo movie.
I just had to have him.
- Susan in Seattle
He was just adorable! Huggable. Snuggly. He had soft hair all over his body and it wasn’t too coarse. And he had a big smile that showcased his big, white teeth. All the better to eat me with, I suppose.
He was pretty big, too.
Unfortunately, I’m talking about a big, plush Bruce the Shark toy from the Finding Nemo movie.
I just had to have him.
- Susan in Seattle
posted by Susan at 4:03 PM
1 Comments:
Good lord Susan - I just about fell out of my chair when I read that first part.
Warn a sister next time!!!
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